ElvisBunnyFarm Communtiy...
 
HomePortalCalendarFAQSearchUsergroupsRegisterLog in
fun
www.3dtetris.com
Team fortress 2 |EBF|
~~~~~~EBF|CUSTOM
~~~~EBF NoDownload
~~~~~~EBF|NoDownload
EBF RECRUITING JAYMOD
EBF COD 2 64 SLOTS
EBF ALLIED COD COVERT OPS
ElvisBunnyFarm Amsterdam
|EBF| FUN FRAG |
Sniper Scrim
ElvisBunnyFarm ND
Keywords
Who is online?
In total there is 1 user online :: 0 Registered, 0 Hidden and 1 Guest

None

Most users ever online was 47 on Fri Nov 01, 2013 4:34 am

Share | 
 

 Real answers

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
[*O]GODSENT -={EB}=-
Admin
avatar

Posts : 315
Join date : 2009-02-24
Age : 50

PostSubject: Real answers   Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:57 pm

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
- Presumably also the inspiration of Vivaldi (don't forget the Ketchup)
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be
made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head.
Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lays eggs.
Back to top Go down
http://elvisbunnyfarm.forumotion.com
 
Real answers
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» someone is building a rhino.....for real!
» On cars, tracks and real life...
» Your most EPIC moment in VCMP+In Real Life
» Is this real life? Or is this just fantasy? [DO NOT POST IN]
» Real Madrid vs. Bayern Munich: Dramatic Semifinal Sends Germans Home for Final

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
ElvisBunnyFarm :: Funny Stuff-
Jump to: